Dwight Kurt Schrute III was born on January 20, 1970. Dwight Kurt is a character on NBC’s. The Office portrayed by Rainn Wilson. Dwight Shrute was based on the original UK version of Gareth Keenan’s The Office. Despite his lack of common sense and social skills, Dwight became the assistant of the regional manager in a paper business. Schrute is also the best salesman at Dunder Mifflin. Despite Dwight’s initial personal dislike of Jim Halpert, the two are a very effective sales team. He is also one of the two deuteragonists of seasons 1 to 7, as well as one of the two main characters of seasons 8 and 9, alongside Jim Halpert.
Dwight Schrute was a former volunteer sheriff’s deputy, and surveillance-trained. He has also shown high knowledge and skills in hospitality management, social dynamics, seduction, espionage, agriculture, and of course economics.
The Office may have shut its doors in 2013, but Rainn Wilson’s hilarious portrayal of Assistant Regional Manager Dwight Kurt Schrute remains a part of the pop culture consciousness. Dwight Kurt Schrute is a hard-hearted geek, neo-fascist salesman, a wannabe martial artist, and an absolute lapdog to Regional Manager Michael Scott, and of course Wilson’s performance created one of the most unforgettable misanthropes in TV history.
So here are the 22 quotes of Dwight Schrute of All-Time
The eyes are the groin of the head.
This means that those eyes are part of the head. And since it’s at the top part then, we can use it to see.
Get a friend, loser.
Look for your friend so you can trust him in everything. You cannot be called a loser because you have everything to do with it. We all want a life partner, so when you lose, someone will join you and go with you and of course a friend you can icomfort when you’re down.
You couldn’t handle my undivided attention.
Dwight Schrute says this quote because he believes that you cannot just control a person when his or her attention is on others. You can’t force someone when they don’t want to focus on you, no matter what you do. Dwight Schrute says this quote because he believes he has a different attitude, that no one can control it.
Ah, humor. I have it too.
Dwight Schrute says this quote because he believes that we all have a sense of humor, don’t we? We all have a sense of identity, but it depends on who you talk to. Well Dwight Schrute says he has a sense of humor then, he can say that even nonsense, you will still be happy. Humor is the kind of person who gets along with the talk and says you can make someone happy, and that’s what Dwight Scrhute has.
Yes, I have a wig for every single person in the office.
Dwightt Schrute says this quote because he believes that he needs a wig at all times and he doesn’t hide it but he does and he shows everyone who he really is. We need to be honest and show people that we are not perfect. You don’t have to cover whatever you have, because we all make mistakes.
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.
Not everything needs to be joked about. Many people and families suffer from various problems. Sometimes we need to be happy or joking, but not all the time. Most of our lives we need to be serious.
Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don’t, you’ll be eaten in your sleep.
You need to learn the rules to avoid making mistakes. Because when you let it go, you can’t do and will not do what you want. It is very important that we adhere to the rules and regulations so that we can avoid mistakes and penalties.
When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
Everyone who smiles has a hidden problem. Everyone has their own problems but still need to smile and get on with life. All of us have hidden problems, so we have to deal with them. All of us need to get up and face life despite the problems that come our way.
Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man.
He is unique and feels different to other people. We all feel different emotions and he feels the same way. Dwight Schrute says this quote because he believes that he has unique emotions that others cannot feel, and that is our difference as humans.
Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
If you want to achieve or accomplish something in life, you just need to concentrate. That’s all you can do when you focus, just like he did. When you have something to do or reach, you just have to focus and concentrate to get what you want.
I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then, my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. Absolutely everything was the same…except I could fly.
You can’t change your life, all you have to do is change it. Get rid of it and what you want. Dwight Shrute says it’s just the same, except that he can fly because we all can. It does not literally fly but it can achieve all your wants and dreams.
In the wild, there is no healthcare. Healthcare is ‘Oh, I broke my leg!’ A lion comes and eats you; you’re dead. Well, I’m not dead. I’m the lion; you’re dead!
In real life, you have to be brave. Because if you are afraid, you will lose. When you are brave, it is possible to win in life. So you need to fight and move on with your life instead of being afraid of your problems.
No, don’t call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.
A true hero is the person who suffers in daily life. People who think nothing but the welfare of other people. People who are not afraid to face life no matter what the problem. Those of you who still go through life no matter how difficult it may be. That is the true hero we should admire.
Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.
Everyone has different weaknesses in life. You get really frustrated when the people around you give you no importance and the most painful thing is your loved ones. When people really take you down, it hurts.
Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.
Women are the strongest of all. Easy to hurt but strong emotionally. So even if you leave and hurt them, they will never leave you. Women are emotionally strong but that does not mean, you will always hurt their feelings and leave.
I love catching people in the act. That’s why I always whip open doors.
Dwight Schrute believes that he is happy for many people to listen and to get his attention. We all want attention but not to the point that you pay too much attention to other people. So Dwight Schrute is very joking because he likes getting people’s attention and wants to make it fun.
How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Dwight Schrute describes himself as hardworking,, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable. Hardworking because any hard work that goes on in life is still his passion.
Alpha male because he believes in himself that he is one of the best people. Jackhammer because he believes it is such a tough thing that he will be able to keep going no matter what. He has no mercy on those who do not respect him and lastly he is not satisfied with things because he wants more.
‘R’ is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it ‘murder’ and not ‘mukduk.’
Letter R is very meaningful. You can’t say something well when that letter is missing. This is important, especially for things that are not pronounced properly without it.
I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.
Dwight Schrute believes he wants to experience or see things that are impossible. Whenever he sees or thinks of it, he suddenly realizes the truth. It is only in the imagination that events are created that are impossible in real life.
Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I would not do that thing.
Dwight Schrute believes he can’t do something when people think of him as a fool. Almost all of us do not know how to be honest. Especially if we know that others will judge us. It’s hard to do something when people are dictating and judging you. But that doesn’t mean, you will stop doing what you want to do.
Now that I own the building I’m looking for new sources of revenue. And a daycare center? Muahahahahahahahaha…Well I guess it’s not an evil idea, it’s just a regular idea, but there’s no good laugh for a regular idea.
Now that he has his own business, he is thinking of a new project that will delight his heart. Dwight Schrute was very joking, so he said it because he just wanted to say it or it was just his trip.
People learn in lots of different ways, but experience is the best teacher.
A person who loses and makes a mistake in life, is the best experience when life’s goals are fulfilled and reached. One of the best experiences is to make mistakes, because of this you can correct yourself and your mistakes, so we learn to get up and lastly, because of this we are still fighting.
Most of Dwight Schrute’s quotes are purely humorous, but there are many lessons we can apply in our lives. He has beliefs that are extremely meaningful and can be made for a good life. The other thing here is the reality we need to face and of course how do we show who we are in reality. Sometimes you can’t make fun of him, because his other jokes are so weird. His ways of making a joke are not wrong, but Dwight seems to be picked on by everyone.