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141 Funny Weekend Quotes

The weekend is the right time to spend quality time with your loved ones or friends. Dress up and go out with them. Compared to weekdays, the weekend is so short. When it ends, some people are getting like crazy and wishing there is no Monday. Are you one of them? Whether you admit it or not, these crazy weekend quotes will surely spice up your weekends.

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.

Ed Howe

Weekends aren’t exemption oa n call of duty. It’s fine.

You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.

Derek Jeter

Spending weekends for leisure is a good idea. Do what makes you happy.

Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.

Rita Rudner

People are fickle-minded. They can’t think of the best things to do on weekends.

I hope that your weekend is worth the wait. Enjoy!

Unknown

Everyone deserves a break. Also, a plenty of rest after 5 days of hectic work schedules.

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.

Casey Stengel

Many people celebrate when the weekend comes in. A few wish they can escape from it and just jump into another week.

Weekdays are like a Bluetooth get connected only when it is asked for to connect, Weekends are like a Wi-Fi get connected by itself searching for connections, Welcome the weekend and enjoy it to your heart!

Weekdays can be fun. Weekends, however, can be more enjoyable.

Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.

Lyndon B. Johnson

Every hardworking man deserves to have a wonderful weekend. You deserve it.

There aren’t enough days in the weekend.

Rod Schmidt

Literally, 2 days of rest are not enough (sometimes). How you wish you can have one more.

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.

John Shirley

Weekends are short. They are lighting fast to disappear.

Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.

S.A. Sachs

No money on weekends, but fun is unlimited. At least, you had fun.

The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.

Jean Rhys

Weekends are just two days in a row. You may sometimes wish to have one more day to rest, relax, and be ready for another hectic weekday.

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Bill Watterson

Weekends are a perfect time to enjoy the things you love and bond with your loved ones. They are also a good time for doing crazy things that will make you happy.

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.

Richard Rorty

Have fun. Go and be at your best not just on weekdays but even on weekends.

Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.

Catherine McCormack

Literally, the sunset on a Sunday afternoon is telling you that you had a wonderful weekend and reminding you that Monday is waving hello. Just be happy because weekend will come again.

Sometimes the weekend gets hijacked by work, but as my mother would say, this is the right problem.

Julian Fellowes

Don’t worry if you need to work on weekends. You’ll be rewarded on the next weekend.

The only Happy END that I know it’s the weekEND!

unknown

Endings are usually not a happy thing, but the case is different for weekend. It’s the most awaited part of the week.

It’s Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.

Anonymous

You need to spend the weekend wisely. Make it worthwhile.

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

Chuck Palahniuk

Sharing what you happened to you or what you’ve done last weekend is one of the best things to do on the weekdays. This way, you can make a better plan for the next weekend.

The best way to spend your weekend is by watching a horror movie and screaming louder than the characters in it.

Anonymous

Doing this is one of the craziest but most enjoyable ways to enjoy a weekend. Give it a try.

Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you. Ogden Nash

Weekends are precious for everyone. Unexpected calls from work are a big NO when you’re having fun with your friends.

Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday.

Unknown

Saturdays and Sundays are just so good. Weekdays are nothing without them.

Smile!!! It’s finally Friday.

unknown

Everyone can relate to this. When the sun sets in Friday afternoon, it’s already the start of a happy weekend.

I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.

Debasish Mridha

No one never enjoys the arrival of weekends. They are so amazing.

Music always sounds better on Friday.

Lou Brutus

Life can be so boring and exhausting on weekdays. However, the feeling of anyone changes on Friday.

Thank God it’s Friday, because the weekend has landed and it’s time to forget about work and tear it up!

Unknown

Be thankful that Friday comes in. That means, weekend is up next! Hooray!

I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.

Hanna Rhoades

What make Fridays incomplete? Well, Fridays are incomplete without unwinding with friends after a long and tiring day at work.

Weekends are sacred for me. They’re the perfect time to relax and spend time with family and friends.

Marcus Samuelsson

Weekends are truly wonderful. Spend them wisely by spending these days with people that matter most to your life.

Why is Monday so far away from Friday and Friday so bloody close to Monday?

unknown

Monday marks the beginning of another tiring journey at work. It is so awful, right?

I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Unknown

Like others, you might be wishing there’s one more day on weekends. Is there a way to make it longer.

If Weekend were a person, I would give it a big hug and a kiss.

Unknown

Weekends bring so much fun and joy to one’s life. It really deserves those thankful gestures.

Well hello, Weekend. Where have you been all week?

Unknown

Be thankful. Weekend comes along! You have time for things you really love.

It’s weekend. Remember to count your rainbows instead of your thunder storms.

Unknown

No matter what happened to you during weekdays, be thankful that weekends are there to comfort you.

No matter how stressful the week has been, the weekend has come and let the good things happen.

Unknown

Relax! Be happy that the weekend is coming no matter how rough the weekdays were.

Never get so busy making a living you forget to make a life.

Unknown

Don’t forget to relax. Weekends are time to rest.

Where did that weekend go? its already Monday

unknown

Weekends are so short. There’s nothing you can do about it.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Albert Einstein

Weekends should be wisely spent. Do whatever you wanted to do.

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.

Richard Nelson Bolles

Weekends are perfect timing for doing things you love. Go and get started!

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.

Zenna Scha

Weekends are great to spend in teaching and inspiring people. Weekends are awesome.

The weekend is upon us, and I think we should all take time to do the things we love and be around our most cherished family and friends! Happy Friday!

Unknown

Life is incomplete without the weekends. Do you agree?

Oh my dear, forget your fear, Let all your dreams be clear, Never put tear, please hear, I want to tell one thing in your ear Wishing u a very Happy Weekend.

Unknown

Always enjoy on weekends. They are precious days.

We’re lucky to have 2 days of not seeing each other. Relax, I’m not finish. So that I have enough time to miss you. I love you. Have a great weekend!

Unknown

Weekends spare us from stress for a while. They are lifesavers.

Five days with you, two days with your family. Just fair. But I will miss you.

Unknown

There should be balance between work and family. Weekends are the solution.

Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.

Friday is so good. Friday is the right time to unwind and have beer to start enjoying the weekend.

There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.

Arnot Sheppard

Rainy weekends can still be enjoyable like the sunny ones. Walking in the rain is awesome.

Happy Friday everyone! Forget all the bad things you’ve encountered this week and have a great weekend.

Relax! It’s Friday. Get ready for a nice weekend ahead.

Hope to have you with us on Sunday. I’ll cook you your favorites. Just let me know. Love, Mama.

Be with your family on weekends. They want the same. Do you agree?

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?

Marilyn vos Savant

Nothing is better than waking up with a refreshed feeling on weekends. Sleep more on weekends.

Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you’d spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?

Hal Borland

Plan ahead. Then, be sure to spend the weekend wisely.

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.

Unknown

It’s Friday, do what you need to finish through the day. The weekend is on the way.

A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.

Robert M. Gates

Relax and enjoy weekend by doing things you love. Spend the weekend the best way you can.

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

Joseph Addison

Sundays relieve people from the worries and hassles of the day. Sundays are great.

How pleasant is Saturday night, When I’ve tried all the week to be good, And not spoke a word that was bad, And obliged everyone that I could. – Nancy Sproat

This is true. Nothing can be more relaxing than having a break on a Saturday night.

Why wait for the weekend to have fun.

Loesje

There’s no perfect time for having fun. On the other hand, doing it on a weekend is wonderful.

I hate weekends because there is no stock market.

Rene Rivkin

Weekends are for rest and having fun. Break from making money.

A Sunday well spent brings a week of content.

Proverb

Make the most of every weekend for your satisfaction. Do what makes you happy.

Nobody wants to give up a weekend long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.

Elizabeth Eulberg

Nobody is unwilling to have a break. Weekend is always awesome.

I respect the fact that people have worked hard all week and want to go to the movies on the weekend and be entertained.

Michael Moore

Have a break on a weekend as you deserve it. Enjoy it alone or with people you love.

Thank God it’s Friday!

Unknown

Friday is so special of all weekdays for being next to weekends. So, have fun on Fridays.

I’m learning the power of going away for the weekend and keeping myself company.

Zoe Saldana

Go out and have time for yourself on weekends. You will love it.

Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.

Florence Welch

Make the most of the weekends for fun and satisfaction. Give time for things that make you happy.

I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.

Audrey Hepburn

Spending time alone is okay. The best for doing so is on weekends.

I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I’ve stopped work and said, Thank God it’s Friday.’ But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit.

Helen Mirren

Weekends are always great opportunities for fun. Yes, do those things that will make you smile.

No weekend, all weakened.

Toba Beta

Life without weekends can be weakening or even deadly. Can you live without weekends?

After luncheon the sun, conscious that it was Saturday, would blaze an hour longer in the zenith.

Marcel Proust

Saturdays are so good to have. They are best times for recharging ourselves.

When you’re single, your weekend days are wide-open vistas that extend in every direction; in a relationship, they’re like the sky over Manhattan: punctured, hemmed in, compressed.

Adelle Waldman

Singles enjoy more on weekends. They spend their weekends with more freedom compared to those in a relationship.

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.

Anthony Burgess

Weekends can be boring sometimes, but weekends are weekends. They stay the same.

It’s Friday, bitches!

Even bitches enjoy on Fridays. See them in the club, drinking and talking shit.

Have a cool weekend

Expect the best every weekend. It has something great for you.

Of all the days that’s in the week I dearly love but one day And that’s the day that comes betwixt A Saturday and Monday.

Henry Carey

Sunday is the best part of the weekend. A time for family and God.

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind’s untidy. You’ve had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You’re sunk from a riot of relaxation.

Ogden Nash

Spend the weekends well to have a restful mind. Get ready for Monday.

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.

Diana Jordan

Men enjoy weekends by spending time on their hobbies. Give them time for themselves.

Oversleep this weekend.

Rejuvenate yourself. Sleep more on weekends.

I’ve been thinking Hobbes – On a weekend. Well, it wasn’t on purpose.

Calvin & Hobbes

Do what’s been on your mind on weekends. Don’t waste your time because they are short.

Pretend like it’s the weekend, … We could pretend it all the time.

Jack Johnson

This is the feeling of one who doesn’t enjoy the weekend. So sad, right?

Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.

Bo Bennett

Pay more attention to your home and relationship with loved ones. Build healthier relationships with them.

It’s a weekend course. It’s usually a Friday night, all-day Saturday and half-day Sunday deal. You talk textbook stuff and theory Friday night, and then you’re on the bike all day Saturday.

Alex Hyatt

Save the weekends for stress-free activities. It can be talking with pets or walking on a Sunday afternoon.

All the 5 days in a week being formal is like living with a donkey, Enjoying the 2 days over weekend is like living with a hippy hoppy monkey.

Weekends are undeniably more enjoyable than weekdays. They are blessings.

It’s the weekend. Enjoy it.

Weekends are precious, so enjoy them. Spend them for good things and have fun.

It’s a beautiful sunday morning and a great opportunity thank the lord for reminding us of how blessed we are.

Sundays are right time for giving thanks to Him. Don’t forget to thank God.

The only fun part of being single is how much fun married people mistakenly assume I’m having every weekend.

Singles sometimes don’t enjoy their weekends alone. Be with someone who will complete your weekends.

Monday. Nothing the beach can’t fix.

The arrival of Monday is sometimes annoying if you haven’t enjoyed your weekend. What a disaster in one’s life.

That feeling of excitement at the last minute of your Friday activity.Weekend baby!

Fridays make the weekends much more exciting. Let’s have some beer and chill.

Always do what u want to do in life. Dont mind what other people say bcoz whether u do it or dont do it.

It’s your life. Do what makes you happy on weekends.

People always have something to say. Good Morning! Have a wonderful weekend!

Stop thinking about others’ opinions. Just enjoy the moment no matter what.

It’s the weekend, this is as dressed as I get!

Forget about dressing up. The weekend has come. Your dress doesn’t matter.

It’s Thursday. I can smell the weekend from here.

Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here.

Get ready, weekend is coming! Plan ahead to spend it wisely.

Saturday and Sunday is the next most beautiful thing after YOU.

Weekends are amazing just like you. Believe it or not, it’s true.

Put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care…. because It’s Friday ! It’s time to do the Friday dance

Embrace the incoming weekend with joy on Friday. Have fun at the club.

Obama said, ‘Yes we can!’ but I said, ‘Yes weekend!’

Nothing can make one happier than having a great weekend rest. It feels so good.

Wishing you a weekend full of love and laughter!

Wish for a happy weekend even if the whole weekday was rough. It will come true.

Can we start the weekend over again I wasn’t ready?

If this happens in real life, many would be happy. Of course, people will be happy.

Promise! Bring in some good news on Monday! I will miss you! Make sure you’ll have a good weekend!

Do good things on weekend. This way, you will have something good to say to everyone on Monday.

Weekend forecast: mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and poor judgement. An increasing chance of regret and a hangover for Sunday.

Spending the weekend with some alcohol would be a great way to relax and have fun. Just try it once and see.

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday 22% Tuesday 26% Wednesday 35% Thursday 4% Friday.

Tiredness is getting more evident as weekdays pass by. Don’t worry. The weekend will come.

Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Weekend is the best remedy for stress at work. You need rest to recover.

Friday afternoon feels like heaven.

El Fuego

Friday afternoon never fails to make one feel so grateful for the coming weekend. Fridays make people feel they’re on clouds.

Weekend forecast: mild cocktails, cool parties, and silly decisions: calls to your ex. Enjoy!

Weekends are often good for doing silly things that you won’t do on weekdays. Yes, they are.

Prediction for the weekend: hang out, but only with sober thoughts!

Don’t stop! Have fun on a weekend. Do what makes fun and excitement.

Sunday is successful when you spend the whole paycheck and don’t notice it.

Spend the weekends with money. That’s it! Get your wallets ready for the weekend.

Happy time, when you wake up without an alarm clock, is coming. Cheer up!

Weekends are the only times you can sleep as much as you can. Go and sleep more.

Be in love with the weekend and let this affection be mutual. Have a beautiful weekend!

Love the weekend. It loves you back. Yes, it will.

Smile. It’s Saturday.

Weekends are not time for sadness. Choose to be happy. Keep smiling.

I haven’t expected that the weekend would pass so quickly and imperceptibly, so can we repeat it?

Weekends are too slow to come by and too fast to pass. Don’t worry it will come back.

I really need a button slow down for my weekend, and you?

Weekend, please slow down. Is there a pause button for this?

Unless it’s an emergency, don’t bother me after 6:00 p.m. and on weekends.

Stay free from inconveniences. Make sure your weekends will be worthwhile.

Let this weekend be a real, spend it without Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

Weekends can be more enjoyable without social media. Stay online on weekends.

I suffer from a serious disease – I am addicted to weekends and I miss them constantly. Will you heal me?

Just accept that weekends don’t last forever. They will see you again for sure.

I know that the weekend is your favorite part of the week, because exactly on this day your diet ends.

Just enjoy. Weekend will come back. It’s five days to go before the next weekend.

I haven’t been so excited about the weekend since the last weekend.

Everyone feels it. You are not alone, so take it easy.

I wish you to spend this weekend in such a stunning way so that all Emojis won’t be able to describe it.

No one else knows the best way to enjoy your weekend. Only you.

Stop counting your calories and enjoy the weekend!

Make yourself happy but don’t overindulge. Remember, weekdays are coming.

There is no quote out there that can fully describe how great the weekend is. Happy Weekend!

Yup, but the case for everyone is different. Just enjoy whatever your case is.

Make this sleepy weekend unique and blow the cobwebs away for a change. Have a marvelous weekend.

Everyday is a weekend when you’re retired!

No more reason to be sad. You’re always at home.

Hold on…weekend is coming soon

Don’t give because you’re getting to the finish line. Weekend is waving hello.

No! I don’t want the weekend to be over.

Only if we can stop it. That’s impossible anyway.

Beast Mode: Off

You don’t have to be so serious. It’s weekend.

Did someone say weekend?!

Yes, you heard it right. It’s weekend. Have fun!

Hand tight… the weekend is almost here!

Don’t give up. Weekend will come in to reward you for doing so.

I’d like to thank my coffee for getting me through another week that felt like a whole damn year.

Nanea Hoffman

Coffee can be your best friend in getting through the hectic week at work. It is helping you welcome the weekend with joy.

The famous F word we Thank God for every week, Friday!

Friday will always be special. It’s the best day of every weekend.

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If they love Monday, then so be it. Nothing can replace Fridays for employees.

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.

It’s Friday. You don’t have to be so serious today. Weekend is just a few hours from today.

I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday.

Friday is never been more exciting if you don’t spend the whole weekday waiting for it. It’s coming now.

I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love with.

Friday is awesome. Friday is no doubt the best day of a week if you’re craving for a weekend trip.

Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with MonThurs but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.

Friday stays as precious as it is. It will stay like that for good. Agree?

My goal for This Weekend is Move Just Enough, So No one can think I am Dead.

Yes, weekdays come by but let them pass right. Take it slow and enjoy. The weekend will be next.

Just Leave all Your Worries and Jump like a Child Over Your Weekends, Have an Enjoyable Weekend Folks.

Don’t hesitate to do it. It’s a privilege. Enjoy!

Weekend! The beginning of new life for another week ahead. Have a Happy Weekend

Take rest and enjoy the moment. Weekend don’t last long.

There is no greater word that Friday. Have a great weekend full of dancing, fun and if you are going drink quite a lot, don’t lose your head.

It’s Friday. It’s party time. Get your drinks and start dancing.

The plan for Friday can be extended to Saturday and then to Sunday. For sure we will get to Monday upset because of the hangover, but then there’s next weekend. Have a Happy weekend

Don’t be sad if you haven’t enjoyed the previous weekend. You will have another weekend after 5 days!

The weekends are too short for sleep!

Bryant A. Loney

Sleeping is the one of the best things to do on weekends, especially if you had more sleepless nights on weekdays. Go to your bed now.

The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.

Weekdays are not an issue if you don’t have a job. You’ll be home every day. Thus, the weekday feels like a weekend.

The hardest thing about returning to work after a long weekend remembers to fart quietly.

Feel bad about going to work again? Don’t worry, it’s just 5 days to go before weekend.

Friday is going to be a very good time after this long and hard week. Have a Great Weekend

Reward yourself with a longer hour of sleep on this weekend. You’ll be glad that you did.

May You Celebrate these weekend with fullest love and entertainment and may you gain the energy of happiness, Have a nice weekend

Find things that will help you rejuvenate this weekend. Love and entertainment would be two of them.

All five previous days you have spent your life in vain, so it’s time to start living! Meet the weekend.

Struggles are not for lifetime. The weekend comes to heal you.

Let the sad melody of the week turn into a rock song of the weekend! Allow yourself to do whatever you want, but don’t forget that on Monday you should be at work.

The sad music suddenly becomes a cool one. Yeah, weekend is on its way, so enjoy the week, but don’t forget Monday. It’s about to come sooner.

Shortest horror story: Monday.

Monday is one thing you might don’t want to hear on Sundays. This real thing can be horrible sometimes.

Conclusion

These quotes say you must enjoy the weekend. Ignore the shortness. Just make the most of your Saturdays and Sundays.

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